Babe's Hash Cruise - Getting Hashers Wet Since 1995
Why is Virgin Voyages winning award after award for best cruise line?
Virgin is different.
To start with, It's more inclusive than other cruise lines. Included in the fare is
All Dining (20+ outstanding eateries). Many claim it's the BEST food of ANY cruise line.
Basic beverages (soda, coffee, water and tea). I'll address the GOOD drinks below
Gratuities (no additional tipping required)
WiFi included
Fitness classes (Never leave camp!)
All onboard entertainment.
We'll have our own hash trails on and off the ship. Need proof that Virgin is ideal for hashers? One of the Scarlet Lady's theme night is scarlet night. Pack your favorite red dress!
On this ship, you'll also find
Tattoo studio on board. Casino. Spa. Bars everywhere!
A cool, young staff onboard who is having as much fun as you are!
Best of all - NO KIDS. No kidding. Adults only!
This is what being different gets you.
Virgin sweeps the Cruise Critic cruisers choice awards for 2023.
Also awarded top cruise line by Conde Nast (2023 & 2024), Travel & Leisure (2023 & 2024) & Travel Weekly (dominated with 11 2024 awards).
Change the mood of your cabin with colorful mood lighting or have your app open your curtains. The balcony (Sea Terrace) cabins all come with a sex.., I mean, hammock swing. This is one ship where leaving the room can be a challenge.
Foodies, rejoice! This is NOT your standard cruise fare. This is creative, experimental blending of flavors you may have never considered before. Come find out why so many people consider Virgin to have the best food in the cruise industry. Want to see more, check out the video below.
"Dammit Babe, it took you long enough to get the the most important part! Tell me about the drink package."
Well. There isn't one.
Instead, you purchase a bar tab (we're getting you started with $100 per cabin and Virgin is kicking in another $100 (balcony)/ $50 (inside/oceanview). So you are buying drinks as you go and charging it to your prepaid tab. Why is this better than a drink package? Drink packages are very expensive and obligate you to drink a lot every day to get your money's worth out of them... even days where you are off the ship for most of the day or just not feeling it or feeling last night TOO much. So a standard cruise drink package can be a loser for some hashers who may not want to feel obligated to drink 8 to 10 drinks a day, every day just to get their money's worth. Or be told that you have to stop at 15 drinks by the cruise line. With the bar tab you are getting your money's worth every day regardless of how much you drink. You purchase your bar tab online prior to the cruise and often they run specials that add additional credit to your tab. And yes, it's sharable. You are welcome to use your tab to purchase drinks for other hashers.
Like Babe.
This is a Sunday departure out of Miami so look for some prelube opportunities.
Roatan is home to the world's 2nd largest barrier reef making it perfect for diving, snorkeling and beach lovers.
Shop and swim in the big pool at the portside complex or rent a golf cart and join the pub cart crawl down the beach.
This beachside Virgin-only paradise resort is a GRAND finale! We're there from 8:00 am to 7:00 pm. Pace yourself!
Babe is too! But all I hear is great things about this cruise line and it's going to be epic! Below is a link to Ben and David's Scarlet Lady adventure. They are quite entertaining and have several Scarlet Lady onboard videos. Check it out!
Babe's travel agency is going to get you started with a $100 (per cabin) bar tab for this hash cruise. However, if we can hit 10 cabins (an official group with Virgin) that goes to up to $200 per cabin! Invite your friends! Invite your enemies! We can do this!
The group benefit adds $50 Insider/Sea View and $100 to Sea Terrace cabins
UPDATE: WE DID IT!
Virgin offers the same cabin types as other ships, but their cabins are far from ordinary.
Before you get sticker shock, do keep in mind that this fare includes gratuities, wifi, and sodas included. These are things you would be paying extra for on other lines. This isn't Carnival, it's a premium adult experience.
All pricing is per cabin (not per person) based on double occupancy and includes port charges and taxes.
The Insider - This is an interior cabin with no window. Great for sleeping late since you never know what time it is. $2,474 per cabin
The Sea View - This one has a window to check out the weather and sea views. $2,738 per cabin
The Sea Terrace - These are your exterior ship balconies that overlook the sea and include a hammock chair to kick back and sway in the breeze.
Front and back of ship - $2,932 per cabin
Midship - $3,114 per cabin
XL cabin with larger bathroom. Fit more hashers in your shower! - $3,568 per cabin
Most of our hashers have upgraded to the XL Deck 9!
Rates and availability are as of 10/10/24 and subject to change at ant time. Lower rates are possible if Virgin runs a promotion but any offers would apply to new bookings only.
Cabin assignments are made by the cruise line in the best available location at time of booking.
Single cabin price is the same price as double occupancy minus one set of taxes ($222)
Some cabins may hold 3 or 4 hashers. Contact Babe to check availability and pricing.
Full payment is now due at time of bookng.
Cruise deposits are refunded as a Future Voyage Credit for any cancellation made up until 120 days prior to sailing.
119 to 45 days prior to sailing - Fare refunded as Future Voyage Credit good for one year
Within 45 days of sailing there is no refund, however you may transfer your cabin to someone else
Any cancellations will also have a $50 per person cancellation fee from the travel agency that may be waived one time if a replacement cruise is booked.
You can protect yourself from cancellation fee for covered reason with Virgin's insurance plan. For more information CLICK HERE.
Babe will be writing his own hasher cruise guide to Virgin Voyages. In the meantime, Ben and David do a great job showing you everything Virgin. They have some newer videos they have released since these early ones, but you'll get the idea.
Here is their page for Virgin Voyages: https://www.cruisewith.co.uk/cruise-tips/virgin-voyages
1. Babe Thruster
2. XXX & Braveshart
3. Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
4. I Can't Dive 55 & M R Dicks
5. Catwoman & P Head
6. SpongeBath SquarePants & Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
7. Our Own Vanna & Navel Jelly
8. Dyke Tyson & Lusty Lady
9 Extenze For Menz & Nurse Hashshit
10. Just Lisa & Just Craig
11. U Suck! We Hate U!
Cum Chum
12. Just Sherry & Just Frank
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